Dear Blonde Ambition:
Haven't you realized that nothing is a coincidence in this town, doll? Tay and Reese are totally pieces cut from the same apple pie. And they've definitely got more in common than just their hunky mutual ex-BF. (I'm sure he's come up in conversation). Let's hope sweet Tay doesn't go full Reesezilla though. My guess is no.
George Clooney's ex is on Dancing With the Stars? Didn't he do a better job of helping his other exes find fame post-breakup? I seem to remember Lisa Snowdon in particular finding some success.
Dear Ex Support:
Georgey knows that Betty wants to make a big name for herself on this side of the pond. That's one of the reasons he rebounded so quickly with Stacy Keibler, so that Elisabetta would keep her distance. And DWTS isn't such a bad gig to land. At least they're telling her she's a star, no?
I was just wondering what's up with Cruella and her better half lately? The last we heard from you regarding these two, Marky was losing his cool. Is this marriage a "contract" that Marky is getting tired of, or does he actually love his sweet "ice queen" thing?
Dear Until Death Do Us Part:
Love? Don't make me laugh! It's a total setup. Both sides know what they're getting out of the relaysh; Marky just wasn't expecting her to be so damn miserable to deal with. But he's not calling it quits yet—this is one fauxmance that's in for the long run.
As I was watching Full House reruns today, I couldn't help but wonder if any of the castmembers have Blind Vice monikers. Between Jodie Sweetin's admitted drug past and the Olsen twins being the Olsen twins, there's gotta be something there. Am I right?
Dear Say Uncle:
Uncle Jesse himself, of course. But I'm sure you already knew John Stamos had a moniker. Aside from him, the show was fairly Vice free. At least by my standards. Sorry, Mary-Kate!
How does Angelina Jolie feel about Jennifer Aniston's new guy?
Dear Opinions Are Like...
Really? Ange may not be a saint, but she's not the devil. She's got enough to deal with with Brad Pitt—she doesn't need to go after Jen's current beau. She's learned her lesson.
I have to admit, I got a good chuckle after reading a question to you by "Still Disgusted!" complaining about someone who "ruined every board posting the same crap over and over." I guess now she knows how the rest of us feel about the Twi-hards who have done that very thing for years. Karma's a bitch, ain't it?
Dear Karma Chameleon:
Good point, h.