God knows, if it weren't for the vicarious thrill of watching Kim Kardashian's wedding, our personal fulfillment would consist of little more than Bad Girls Club and malt liquor.

But God certainly does know that, which is why He gave us the spectacle of all things Kardashian in the first place. And He also gave us Joel McHale, who gives you everything you need to know about the important ceremony in all the time it deserves. A little over a minute.

Don't forget to come one back for a full half hour of Soup at 10 p.m. ET/PT, this very night!