Morning Bitch-Back! Rewriting K.Stew's Sexy History!

Readers wonder if Kristen Stewart would have dated Garrett Hedlund pre-Robert Pattinson

By Ted Casablanca Aug 22, 2011 12:16 PMTags
Garrett Hedlund, Kristen StewartDave M. Benett/Getty Images

Dear Ted:
I'm really curious about Kristen Stewart and Garrett Hedlund. I recently saw a picture of them at some kind of an award show. They looked really good together. I can tell they have a sexy chemistry. I know she is dating Robert Pattinson and they met on a movie set. Do you think if Kristen and Garrett did their movie before she made Twilight, they would be the couple instead? I think I like her better with him.
—Jen

Dear Romance Rewind:
Sure, they might have dated had K.Stew nabbed On the Road before stepping into Bella's vamp-lovin' sneakers. Kristen and Garrett are über-similar (and remember, sources say she hearts his daredevil ‘tude) so I don't see why not, but really she works much better with Rob. Which is why that relaysh has lasted so long.

Dear Ted:
 If you had to give a letter to the listness (i.e. A-list, B-list, etc.) of Carol Anne Sausage-Snatcher's man which would it be, or is he not even an actor?
—Bastiaan

Dear Snatched Suckah:
He's not an actor, per se, doll. Unless you count the brave face he puts on when he pretends there's no beef between his babe and him. That said, he's got a pretty recognizable name—I'm sure you've heard of him, B, and recognize his handsome mug.

Dear Ted:
Much to my dismay, you had recently nixed the idea of a Brit-Brit and Justin Timberlake reunion. So, if this pairing is completely out of the question, who would you like to see Britney with? If I had my way, it'd be the late Heath Ledger but she and Jason Trawick seem like the real deal to me! Thanks a ton.
—Ann

Dear Toxic Temptress:
Hey, if Jas keeps her healthy, happy and dancin' away, that's good enough for me. As much as we totally heart her, it takes a lot to deal with Britster (and her muy protective peeps, too) so if Jason is willing to go through the trouble, he's the man for her. I give ‘em my blessing.

Dear Ted:
A group of Lost fans seems to think that Evangeline Lilly and Matthew Fox either had or still have a romantic affair. Could it be true? Was there any romance or cheating going on on that set in general?
—Angela

Dear Lost & Found:
Not true, A. While there certainly was some juicy Vicing going on while they were filmin' the sci-fi series (and I'm not just talking about all those DUI busts), it didn't have to do with these two. Well, not Ev and Matthew together at least.

Dear Ted:
What goss do you have on the superhot Tyler Posey? Teen Wolf is terrific fun, with lots of great looking guys and gals!
—Lucien

Dear All Bark, No Bite:
Good looking and behaving, babe. Sure there's a bit of naughty goss from the set, but nothing surprising from a group of barely legal babes. For the most part, they're Vice free and totally fine with it.

Dear Ted:
Jen Aniston
's choices in men will always pique interest, and bring forth comparisons with ex-Brad Pitt. Yes, Justin Theroux will be compared to Brad, but what people are missing is that he should actually be compared to Angelina. Please, allow me to prove my point: Beyond all the black clothes, all that skinny long-limbed frame with the piercing clear eyes, the devil-may-care attitude, Justin is a heartbreaker. After all these years, who would've though that Jen and Brad Pitt are more alike and are attracted to the same type person? Adopting babies and saving the world from hunger aside, of course. That is St. Angie's most redeeming quality. Would you happen to know what Justin's is, oh Guru of H-Town angels?
—Rita

Dear Livin' on the Edge:
Clever thinkin', R, but cut J.T. some slack. If Jenny's pals approve of him he can't be all bad. They aren't afraid to tell their gal pal what's what, after all.