It's already turning out to be one of the most secretive weddings in history!
And Kim Kardashian and her fiancé, Kris Humphries, are sparing no detective details. Guests, as you may have heard, could be going through metal detectors, while Blackberries and similar devices will be banned.
But gifts are so welcome! However, Kim may not be getting one:
As you probably already discovered in this week's Truth, Lies & Ted, my invite was lost in the mail!
Whatever, it's not like I wanted to go anyways. I'll just watch the twosome say "I do" with Charlie and Margo when it airs on E! in October.
But since I already splurged in Kimmy's glitzy gift (and it's clearly non-returnable), it seems like a waste to leave it sitting around until the next Kardashian wedding.
Instead, the fabulous Swarovski crystal-studded oven mitt might as well go to one of your loyal readers.
So I'm spilling some top, top secret deets about Kim's big day.
Not because I'm bitter about having my tux dry-cleaned, but because I know you're all dying to know more about the fashionista's designer plans. And while the wedding dress design is under lock and key, I know something equally delish:
The color of the bridesmaids' dresses!
But I'm not spilling the bridal shower beans that easily. So the first one to Tweet me the correct color of Kimmy's bridal party's fabulous frocks—and why she picked that par-tick color—wins the blinged-out oven mitt!
Better get to guessing, the contest ends 72 hours before the bride ties the knot: Wednesday at 6 p.m.!