It's not easy being a celebrity, and if you don't believe it, Dr. Drew is here to provide all the hand-wringing proof you need.
This season, the good doc is helping folks like Jessica Kiper, Bai Ling and Jeremy "Not One of Those Jacksons" Jackson through intense substance issues. Imagine how hard it must be for real celebrities.
Ah, come on, Mike. You were able to keep most of the coke for yourself, so you didn't get completely screwed, right?