They won't be singing, dancing or showing off any other secret talents.
So why would the Real Housewives of Various Locations be announcing a tour?
Yup, a tour. A mixed bag of reality nuts from all the different franchise's will be joining each other and hitting different stops across America this fall, Bravo just announced.
The Real Housewives Live Tour will feature select stars from the various incarnations of the show sitting together on stage and discussing their most scandalous and least favorite moments from the series.
Tickets for the show go on sale Friday and will feature different packages, including a red-carpet special, which will give access to a preshow cocktail party hosted by the Housewives, allowe purchasers to walk the red carpet and then take in the show from premium seats.
First up is Atlantic City, where Caroline Manzo, LuAnn de Lesseps, Kyle Richards and Vicki Gunvalson will hold forth.
From there, the road show heads to Chicago, with Sonja Morgan, Gretchen Rossi, Lisa Vanderpump and Phaedra Parks.
But if you want to see these crazy ladies live, it's gonna cost you—tickets range from $49.50 to a whopping $170.