Sure the Teen Choice Awards may have been a million years ago (like, uh, last weekend), but I'm still furious.
Why you ask? ‘Cause the swanky surfboards were given to all the wrong people. Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson win Choice Kiss? Taylor Lautner wins Choice Movie Actor: Sci-Fi/Fantasy? Not on my watch!
And that's why the awards are at the top of my Pissed List this week! Check it out, and once you've done some breathing exercises to relax, check out my YouTube page for tons more videos!