If you've been wasting time paying attention to trifling things like the American economy and haven't noticed, a new season of Jersey Shore is upon us. And this time the gang brings their vivacious Garden Stateness to Italy.
Now here's charming stud Pauly D on Live With Regis and Kelly explaining the hardships of his foreign affairs.
Distinguishing Italian women from Jersey girls can be tricky indeed. Next time, try looking for the ones that aren't urinating in public, barfing shooters or bitch-slapping each other.