Now that Ashley and J.P. are well on the way toward undying love, it's time for the losers and also-rans of Bachelor and Bachelorette seasons past to regroup and play out their desperate swinger fantasties under one roof.
Meaning, Bachelor Pad is back, complete with the kind of meaningful mating rituals that so many love-hungry couples engage in. When they want to win money.
Here we have Casey and Vienna teamed against Jake and Jackie, to see which couple can literally hang on to each other the longest while suspended in the air.
Hey, can you guys move Vienna a little closer?