Over at the discreet Pasadena Recovery Center, Dr. Drew Pinsky knows that the battle against substance abuse is a highly personal, intimate one.
So the major part of his prescribed therapy involves filming everything his patients do for a nationally televised "reality" show. Hey, they scoffed at Freud too!
Which brings us to Michael Lohan, whose vital rehabing consists of a parking lot screaming match with his ex-fiancée.
But at least I'm a good dad!