Watching your fellow countrymen prove that America's Got Talent is only part of the unequaled fun of watching AGT. There's also the visceral thrill of Howie Mandel and Piers Morgan doing their Itchy and Scratchy routine every week.
When a germaphobe former prop comic-turned-talent-judge teases a cranky Englishman with a short tie and a silly first name, America's got a lot more than talent, it's got entertaining hijinks a'plenty!
Good thing Howie escaped! Piers was going to rub all over him with his gross British germs.
Whooping cough, typhoid and bad teeth were a mere bear hug away. Blimey!