E!'s interview with 51-year-old Doug Hutchison and his child-bride, Courtney Stodden, is so insanely bizarre. In that interview, he seems every bit as creepy as his character in Green Mile. It got me thinking: Does he have a Blind Vice? That girl may look like a busted O.C. Housewife, but her brain is every bit 16. Is anyone else in Hollywood creeped out?
Dear Definitely Disturbing:
Pretty much everyone in H'wood's creeped out, hon, and that's a huge undertaking for this town. Besides, his Vice of preying on a young girl is kind of out in the open now. Doesn't matter if it's legal or not, the situation is ick to the extreme.
With all the talk about Jennifer Lopez being back on the market now I have to ask about her relationship with Ben Affleck...What happened to their relationship to break them up? I remember they were super-hot for each other for a long time.
Dear Original Bennifer:
They both kinda screwed it up. A strip club, some diva antics and way too much subterfuge was involved. But remember, once a diva, always a diva. Tho Ben's been super supportive to J.Lo as of late. I see a little friendship renewal!
Hold up, how is it that the press is reporting that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were spotted together at a clothing store in California when he was actually spending the day with his BFF Tom Sturridge? Looks like the jig is up.
The man can't visit two people in one day! Wow, what a lonely little vamp life he must lead. Trust, he saw K.Stew and Tommy boy. We wrote about both. Sorry babe, jig ain't up. Far from it.
So I think I know who Debbie Doobie is. It's AnnaLynne McCord, right? I have a feeling I'm so on to something...
Dear Dead Wrong:
This is the last Doobie giveaway for a little while ‘cause you all are thinking wrong, wrong, wrong. Though you may be close, close, close.