David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.com
LeAnn Rimes, Katie Holmes and Kate Middleton, then...Jonah Hill?!
Never, oh never, when we first mentioned Jonah's drop in weight did we imagine that he would eventually get to pin-thin status.
Katie Holmes? Sure. But chunkalove Jonah, who was lookin' crazy, stupid skinny at the Crazy, Stupid, Love premiere? Don't really get that.
So, gotta say: Why all the stink about Katie's recent bikini shots in Miami and the minimal hullabaloo on Jonah's shrinking frame?
Put on that Speedo, boy, and give us your best Baywatch as you run down the beach in Malibu followed by paparazzi!
That'll get ‘em talking! Plus, we want to see what we're workin' with under that red carpet suit. Embrace it, babe. Like Katie does!
The minute she lost a few pounds, girlfriend was rocking tight white pants and a see-through top.
You're up, Jonah. Time to show off your shrinking frame in some barely there duds. Just don't get skinnier—if that's even possible.
Healthy is good, but we think you can slow down now, pal, and reward yourself with a bucket o' fries.
"It's not fun," Hill told the Los Angeles Times of his new healthy lifestyle. "I wouldn't say it's the most fun endeavor I've ever took on in my life—but it's important. And I'm enjoying it. If I eat something unhealthy now, I kind of feel a little weird and my body hurts."
Jeez, isn't there some kind of healthy middle ground here, dude? Where maybe having a cookie isn't going to cause pain?