Reviving the fun rivalries of the Civil War with the hilarious stereotyping of Hee Haw, CMT's new dating farce Sweet Home Alabama pits "country" (southern) boys against "city" (northern) boys—what, they have no cities in the south?—as they attempt to win the heart of hot Alabama home girl Devin Grissom.
Here we witness Jersey magician/singer (no kidding) Jeff Miranda explain his sexy, above-the-Mason Dixon-line lifestyle to backwoods Devin.
VIP? No, dating Snooki qualifies you for DDH status. Drunk Desperate Horny.