As the season dwindles down, it's not only Bachelorette Ashley Hebert and her gang of husband-meat pretending that this show is real. Now the dudes' families have to play along, too.
Ashley's meeting of the parents brings her to casa Constantine for a major throwdown, Greek-style...
So she picked up the dollar bills, got the old guy's number and left.
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