At the age of six, veteran toddler pageant trooper Eden Wood is hanging up her tiara. Time to move on. Pursue other things.
And, as Lou Gehrig once bid the fans goodbye at Yankee Stadium with his legendary "luckiest man on the face of this Earth" speech, Arkansas' own Eden dropped by The View today to make her announcement, leaving us all with a smile and the gift of song.
If you think this is fun, just wait 40 years when she'll be belting out "Cutie Patootie" between chaining Dorals and swilling happy hour stingers from the lonely end of the bar at the Huntsville Rusty Pelican.
The one by the interstate.