What's a girl gotta do to get a little press attention these days? Well, short of embarking on your first international tour with Britain's heir to the throne, embark on your own weekend tour...of increasingly short-on-fabric bikinis.
Her Royal Goopness Gwyneth Paltrow opted for the latter this weekend, trotting out no fewer than three little beach numbers while vacationing in Porto Cervo, Italy, where she was enjoying la bella vita with her kids Moses and Apple, brother Jake, and her ever camera-toting godfather Steven Spielberg (so no, that's not just some perv with a camcorder trailing behind her).
In any case, we know we're not alone when we say, looking good, Gwynnie. Mission: Detract Attention From the Weekend's News Hogs very much accomplished.