Times are tough for the Giudices.
When he's not making one of his captivating appearances on Real Housewives, Teresa's fireplug goombah hubby Joe has been charged with forgery (twice), DUI, driving with a suspended license, fradulently obtaining a Jersey driver's license and, of course, bankruptcy.
Now poor Joe's reduced to doing the cooking while loyal Teresa offers up the cheapest thrill her man can still afford: her body.
Fire up the clip after the jump and you'll see what we're talking about.
'Course I'm impressed. But not as impressed as I am with this freakin' Slap Chop.
Which is good 'cause I'm gonna be hawkin' dese tings on the boardwalk soon. Freakin' pasta don't grow on trees. Does it?