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Levi Johnston, Bristol Palin

AP Photo/Charles Rex Arbogast

After emerging from the hinterlands of Alaska to conquer the worlds of dance and unwed teen pregnancy spokespersoning (for five figures, she's available for special event and holiday programs), multi-talent Bristol Palin has finally written a memoir, Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far, chronicling her first 20 years. 

With sweet toddler Tripp in tow as a shield of heart-melting cuteness against any truly claws-out questions, Palin stopped by The View this morning for a little girl talk about bad boy baby daddy Levi Johnston, and what can happen when a gal mixes camping and booze with the call of the wild...

Memoir spoiler alert: After the theft of her lost virginity, Palin stayed with Johnston for some five years, during which time her virginity was repeatedly purloined, swiped, and filched.