Well, she's already got long hair...
But is Suri Cruise really going to have a cameo in Rock of Ages, starring her dad as an aging lothario?
Rumor (via In Touch Weekly) has it that this all-star feature is turning into a family affair for Tom Cruise, who probably only has to snap his fingers (or flash his abs) if he wants a little special treatment on set.
Much, much stranger things have happened. So, hang onto your extra-small band tees, because this story is...
So false—as of now!
A source tells E! News that they don't know of any plans for Suri to shoot a cameo or star in the film, as at least one headline would have you believe.
Which, of course, doesn't mean that, if the mood strikes, Suri couldn't end up sharing screen time with her pops—or with her choice of A-listers, including Russell Brand, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Alec Baldwin, et al.
"This is the first i have heard of this," tweeted director Adam Shankman. "Its not true, though i adore Suri. Dont believe everything you read. Liza was awfully cute with judy in meet me in st louis!"
Wouldn't that be something?!
But aside from the countless adorable photo ops she's been a part of since springing from Katie Holmes' womb, Suri doesn't seem to have an interest in getting in on the Hollywood action. But if she just wants to be just your average 5-year-old fashion plate, that's good enough for us!