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In TWATP, Paris Hilton's BFFs must also be in her employ.
Like Jennifer Rovero, Hilton's personal photographer. And dear friend. You may know Rovero from her days as a Hawaiian Tropic bikini model or her month as Playboy's Miss July 1999.
Poor Jen is all weepy over the fact that she can't get the guy she likes to like her back, but luckily Paris knows just what to say to raise a girl's self-worth.
What have we learned today? The World According to Paris may not give you the boy you want, but it will give you the boobs you need.