Ever heard that crack kills?
It's true, but we don't mind this time around.
Because it's the crack of one pretty sexy fella. And it's not just our opinion, PETA thinks so too.
So who's giving us the backside peek inside?
Oh, you knew it from the hair...
It's Russell Brand!
Yes, Katy Perry's hubby was enjoying a nice, brisk bike ride in New York City when—whoops!—his buttcrack snuck out for some fresh air.
Hey, we get it. It can get stuffy in there.
And apparently, his car has become a transformer, which is probably why he's chosen a different form of transportation.
"Mum, my car just turned into a robot and claimed to be engaged in an intergalactic war with other car-robots. Send condoms," Brand tweets.
All we can really say is, rock out with your rump out Russell!
What we're really waiting for is his wifey to twitpic something to get back at him.
That should be good.
Get on it, K.P.!