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It's So Over: Notorious bachelor George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis split...Jason Reitman and his wife called it quits...Paris Hilton is reevaluating her life (and reuniting with Nicole Richie) after her breakup with Cy Waits...After three years, Lauren Conrad and Kyle Howard have amicably parted ways.
Hot Stuff: Is Pippa Middleton stripping down? She just might ...if Usher has anything to do with it. The OMG singer wants Kate Middleton's little sis to be the face of his new lingerie line… Kim Kardashian's butt is real, and she has the X-ray to prove it!...Princess Beatrice is showing off her more svelte bikini body (sans crazy hat).
RIP: Sadly, Jackass star Ryan Dunn died in a car crash early Monday morning. Following news of his death, costars Johnny Knoxville and Bam Margera, among others, headed to Twitter to express their grief over his loss. Roger Ebert joined in on the tweeting with a negative message regarding rumors that Dunn was drinking and driving. While that infuriated Margera, two days later police determined the Jackass star was driving between 130 and 140 mph, and toxicology results showed he had a blood-alcohol content of 0.196. A private memorial was held on Wednesday, and one of Dunn's old friends talked to E! News about the reality star's last hours...Legendary actor Peter Falk, best remembered for his Emmy-winning role as the titular homicide detective on Columbo, died at the age of 83.
Crazy In Love: Lost's Doug Hutchison, 51, married 16-year-old beauty queen Courtney Alexis Stodden...Peter Fonda got married for the third time to Margaret "Parky" Devogelare in Hawaii...Noel Gallagher of Oasis tied the knot and didn't invite his brother...Judy Greer got engaged, as did The Bachelorette's Chris Lambton and The Bachelor's Peyton Wright...Grey's Anatomy's Sara Ramirez's beau also popped the question (she said yes)...Hef rebounds quickly! Not even a week after Crystal Harris called off their wedding, the Playboy mogul has already found a new No. 1, who happens to be his ex's best friend (Hef also has a new No. 2).
Potter Mania: J.K. Rowling announced the launch of the latest addition to the Harry Potter phenomenon: Pottermore. The interactive website features games and competitions, and e-book editions of the Potter series available for fans to buy for the first time.
In Trouble?: What's a week without Lindsay Lohan shenanigans? The Mean Girls star had a busy week between shooting a commercial for Beezid.com while on house arrest, her publicist calling off her interview with Matt Lauer and heading back to court on suspicion of violating her probation. Plus, her attorney Shawn Holley sat down exclusively with E! News to discuss Lindsay's troubles with the law, as well as issues with her other celebrity clients..Teen Mom's Amber Portwood plans to get the help she needs in rehab...After stumbling and barely singing at her concert in Serbia, Amy Winehouse canceled her tour to focus on recovering...Meanwhile, Tobey Maguire is being sued for receiving embezzled money from an illegal poker ring.
Catfight!: Her mom may have been John McCain's running mate, but Bristol Palin reveals she isn't a fan of his daughter Meghan in her new memoir...Kelsey and Camille Grammer just can't get along: Kelsey is refusing to sign a release form, so their kids will not be on the next season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Camille's costars are quick to come to her defense though, and bash Kelsey.
Is It Too Late to Apologize?: Tracy Morgan returned to Nashville to apologize for his antigay rant. "From the bottom of my heart I apologize to everybody who I offended with my words on stage in Nashville or anyone else," Morgan said...After tweeting an antigay remark aimed at a female music critic who bashed his recent show in Minneapolis, Cee Lo Green apologized via Twitter twice...John Galliano not only apologized for his anti-Semitic remarks, but he also blamed drugs and alcohol, claiming he doesn't remember anything about the horrid things he supposedly said.
Musical Notes: Selena Gomez gave E! News an exclusive first look at her "Love You Like a Love Song" music video and got candid about her definition of love...Joe Jonas also gave E! an exclusive sneak peek of his solo debut single "See No More"...Britney Spears isn't only busy with her tour, she's also taking on the paparazzi in her "I Wanna Go" music video…Life can be rough for celebs—just ask Justin Bieber, who was tackled to the ground at a Macy's, and Miley Cyrus, who was grabbed from behind during her concert by a fan that ran onstage.
On the Mend: After being involved in a near-fatal jet ski accident, Sean Kingston tweeted he was "feeling a lot better" and was later released from the hospital...Missy Elliott hasn't been up to much lately—because she has been battling Graves' disease since 2008. The hip-hopper revealed that the autoimmune disorder, which affects the thyroid, has been so debilitating that it nearly prevented her from doing simple everyday tasks. Thankfully, she is doing much better.