Teresa Guidice and her brother Joe used to be close. Then Joe got hitched to sexy Melissa (who Teresa don't like, capice?), and now the siblings are in a vindictive blood feud, Italian-style.
Luckily, they were able to put raging differences aside long enough to attempt a sit down to hash it all out. Here Joe reveals the touching facts of his romance with the wife his sister loves to hate.
You've cracked it, Joe.
Personal tragedy + leopard bikini = love. And/or pedestal.