Christina Aguilera, The Voice

Judging tomorrow's superstar vocal talent on The Voice is an intense duty, especially for Christina Aguilera Perched tensely in a chair apparently salvaged from the set of Battlestar Galactica, the dedicated lady was driven to an emotional breaking point over her decision on which singer from Team Aguilera to save.

Because this matters.






CUT! Listen, Chrissy. Sweetie. You're confusing the male demo.

Tears and cleavage just don't mix for the boys out there. It's like laxatives and sleeping pills, babe. 

Wait. Can you get the tears to land on the cleavage? Great! Okay, people, let's try the whole thing again... 

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