Maybe Speed Racer star Emile Hirsch misunderstood the memo about how everybody who was anybody on the C-list was tying the knot this weekend (see Chris Kattan and Ruben Studdard items below).
Or maybe he had some crazy idea that his clothing should match the period of the architecture, which, since he was sightseeing in Paris' Place Vendôme with a couple of gal-pals, is decidedly old school. How else to explain the oversize silk bow tie and shiny silver suit?
Très lawn jockey, non?