If you want to know the key to our hearts here at Team Awful, make us laugh.
That's why we have such a soft spot (and are willing to overlook some less than Adonis physical features) for the funny guys. Turns out there's even a name for people like us: "chuckle f--kers."
Luckily, with a fresh crop of SNL talent coming into their own and Judd Apatow's hand-picked pals, there are more than enough funny fellas to go around.
But the ones who can make us laugh and get our hearts pounding?
Jason Sudeikis, Andy Samberg and Jason Segel.
If you don't mind a bit of a baby daddy scandal, then Jason Sudeikis is your man! The guy can effortlessly go from impersonating George W. Bush on Saturday Night Live to playing Tina Fey's charming Midwestern love interest on 30 Rock to hosting the MTV Movie Awards in a room full of A-list celebs and screaming teenagers.
And if you can't bring home an Ivy-educated doctor to mom, Samberg may just be the next best thing. Nice and charming, Samberg is the natural choice to play equally eligible (and one former) bachelors, Mark Zuckerberg and Prince William on SNL.
Plus, while sitting down for family dinners, Samberg can regale your kin with tales of shooting his famous digital short, "D*ck in a Box," with Justin Timberlake and share stories from the set of his upcoming movie, The Hand Job. Your bubbie will love it!
And there's just somethin' about Jason Segel's goofy grin that makes us swoon. A hopeless romantic in Forgetting Sarah Marshall and one half of an annoyingly sweet bromance in I Love You, Man, Segel is an Apatow fave who has won over audiences with his nice guy characters.
But we have a hunch that Segel isn't such a pushover in real life and would be the perfect mix of naughty 'n' nice!
But dear, sweet, chuckle f--kers, you can't choose them all! So who would you bring home to mom and who would you send packing back to Second City?
So. Who Would You Ditch, Do or Marry?