In these United States of Kardashia, one truth, above all, should be self-evident: The Kardashians are not a family to be trifled with.
Well, guess which opportunistic NFL star didn't get the memo?
Luckily, the ever-blunt Khloé Kardashian Odom exclusively opened up to E! News about the latest scandal to hit the tabloids, and, if we may mix sports metaphors, completely wiped the floor with the footballer at the heart of Kim Kardashian's supposed cheating scandal.
So without further ado, we give you Khloé's take, courtesy of her acid (and awesomely honest) tongue...