Ellen DeGeneres and Portia are selling their house. Kate Hudson bought the house next door to hers. Why do celebs move so much?
—Joyce B., via Facebook
Oh, and don't forget that Charlize Theron just sold to Glee guy Ryan Murphy. See, celebrities would have you believe they are under 24-hour persecution from paparazzi, hence their constant need to migrate like so many oppressed gypsies across the harsh and unforgiving Malibu landscape.
But is that publicist-crafted narrative true?