Ellen & Portia's Wedding Portrait

The wedding portrait of the comely couple is now making the rounds.

Didn't get invited to Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi's shindig, either?

We know, it hurts. But at least now you can get a good, up-close look at the pair on their big day and know that it didn't cost you a trip to the Crate & Barrel registry for the privilege.