It's always refreshing to start the morning with a steaming cup of java and the news that the side of your head may mutate into a something resembling a diseased cauliflower. Thanks to GMA's crack reporting on the potential horrors of cell phone use, you may want to lay off the chatting. Unless GMA instructs you otherwise.

Or you can let Joel McHale be your voice of reason in a confused and senseless world, as he will be tonight on an informative new Soup at 10 p.m. ET/PT.