We'll 'fess: We, like many of you, can't stop talking about Blake Lively and Leonardo DiCaprio's cop-a-feel tour-de-Europe. What happens in Cannes doesn't stay in Cannes...or Monte Carlo for that matter.
But our love for the red hot, canoodling couple that we will currently dub DiLively has gone frigid this week and we blame it entirely on a broad named Blake, a couple nudie photos and zero grip on reality:
Shall we start with the fact that Blakey-poo's head is clearly somewhere in the Chanel-scented clouds?
'Cause how else would you explain her recent quotes to The Wall Street Journal about the casting processes for her latest flick, the CGI-galore Green Lantern:
"I had made The Town with Warner Bros. and they saw footage and they said to me, 'We want you to look at Green Lanternm,'" B.L. explains. "It was really nice for me that this was a studio that wasn't looking for some girl to have her legs greased up and her boobs out and that's all that mattered."
Uh, are you sure about that, B.? You haven't exactly been a stranger to showing some cleavage, after all!
And that's not even the part that gets us going. 'Cause we're sort of not buying that the recent nudie shots that appear to be of Blake are "100 percent FAKE." And we think it's a little harder to make that claim now that a second crop of pictures—which also appear to show the Gossip gal in all her glory—have popped up.
But maybe that's why Team Lively has been dead quiet since they popped up yesterday?
We're not gonna hate the gal if she took some risqué photos, but if she did, it's time for her to own up to 'em. Hell, her body (or whoever's) looks fabulous in the camera phone pics—we'd claim them if they were ours!
Take a page out of Rihanna's book, who when questioned by a fan about one of her (many) nude snapshots, tweeted back "that would be...ME when I was skinny!"
I guess now the big question is...who do you think leaked the private pics? We have a hunch!
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