Jennifer Garner's penance for not going everywhere squeezed into a bandage dress?
The casually dressed mother of two is again the focus of pregnancy rumors, not only because it's high time for Seraphina to join sister Violet in the Big Sister Club, but because Jen's clothes have once again veered into the baggy zone.
Hey, we know Garner loves being a mom, and she and Ben Affleck are coming upon six years of marriage.
Happy 13 Going on 30, folks, because this rumor is...
Sigh, so false.
"The speculation is false, she is not pregnant," Garner's rep assures E! News. So, 5-year-old Violet and 2-year-old Seraphina remain a terrific twosome for now.
Ironically, in addition to it almost being the actress's sixth wedding anniversary, it's almost exactly one year since she denied the last round of pregnancy rumors. Then again, last September, she skipped the booze at a cocktail party and added more grist to the mill.
Garner, most recently on screen in Arthur, next appears in the comedy Butter, which, yes, is about competitive butter carving.
(Originally published May 26, 2011, at 8 p.m. PT)