The Bachelorette premiered last night and reintroduced the world to former Bachelor reject Ashley Hebert. We know what you're thinking: "Ashley Hebert? Is she related to the mid 1980's to early 1990's quarterback of the New Orleans Saints, Bobby Hebert?" The answer, of course, is probably not. We'll Google it later.
But speaking of familial ties, last night Ashley met Matt, who decided this initial televised meeting was the perfect time for Ashley to meet his mother.
Don't worry, Mom, Matt's already using protection. You see there's no better way to ensure you don't get an STD than by calling your Mom on a first date.