If you're reading this, you're either one of the saved, ensconsed on a cloud in heaven eating Pringles Extreme Kickin' Cheddar chips for eternity and never getting fat, or the apocalypse didn't happen. Either way, enjoy the best of last week's Soup!
1. Dancing With the Stars: At this stage, judge Bruno's flair for drama is practically ho-hum, but the yawning stopped when the feisty Italian put a bee in Karina Smirnoff's bonnet after remarking on something in her pants. Hint: It doesn't purr.