Piers Morgan welcomed Jesse James on his show this week to talk about some odd jobs he had before he made it. Of course, by "it" we mean "enough money to be able to act like a sleazeball in public."
Anyway, this job was interesting...
Which I mean, c'mon, that's like hiring someone to stop me from dressing up in Nazi regalia for a week. It's an impossible task.
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