The new season of Real Housewives of New Jersey premiered last night. Yes, it's finally back to fill the hole in our lives that the other 25 real housewife shows already fill.
Anyway, the show kicked things off with a bang—or at least some fore-banging—when they introduced new cast members Joe and Melissa Gorga.
He actually wasn't trying to be sexual. Melissa just has a chronically dry ass, and Joe was concerned.