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Real World: The Cutest Little Drug-Dealing Murderer in Vegas

On last night's Real World, "good Christian boy Mike" decided he wanted to become "good Christian boy Mike who picks up loose women in Vegas casinos." And evidently the best way to accomplish this transformation is to tell women you are a ruthless, millionaire drug lord.

"OK, that's cool. But it's because I cut these eyes out of a little kitty cat's head and now use them as my own eyes. That's how you prove you're tough when you're a drug dealer in Panama. Which I am. Right, Leroy?"

"Florida, baby."

"Uhh, sorry he keeps saying that because...it's drug-dealer code for yes. Florida, baby is how all the cool dealers in Panama vocalize the fact that they agree with you. So, anyway, because everything I said is incredibly sexy and believable, what do you say we get out of here and do it?"

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