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    Kardashian and Her Ass: A Crack in the Relationship?

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    “I love that I'm curvy, but I'm on this major kick to try and lose weight, especially in my butt. I'm just so over it!” Bold words from a woman who’s most notable characteristic is her voluptuous rear end, yet that’s what Kim "The Tush" Kardashian revealed in a recent Radar interview. Now, in a Soup Blog exclusive, we speak with the subject of Kardashian’s ire, her Ass.

    “I’ve worked with Kim for a long time, and I’ve always been nothing but supportive,” stated the Ass. “I’ve worn the bikinis, I’ve squeezed into the designer jeans, the clinging gowns, and this is the thanks I get—she’s ‘so over it.’ It? That’s what I am to her? This hurts. You bet it does.”

    Kardashian and her Ass have long been teamed and frequently photographed at countless red carpets and Hollywood events, as well as their costarring turn in Kardashian’s notorious sex tape. “Where would she be without me?” demanded the Ass, which is rumored to be fielding offers from top talent—Kate Bosworth, Nicole Richie and Kardashian ex-friend Paris Hilton—in need of Ass. “I won’t confirm anything at this point, though my people have been contacted by Sharon Stone, who’s been unhappy with her ass for years.”

    Is there any hope for reconciliation? “If she doesn’t change her attitude," fumed the Ass, "it’s not likely. And you didn’t hear this from me, but I’ve been talking to her boobs, and those boys are none too happy either.”

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