This morning Regis released some of his pent up, old-man rage by yelling at a piece of paper in his hand. But this wasn't just any old piece of paper. It happened to feature a picture of Robert Pattinson taking in a healthy eyeful of Reese Witherspoon, and this set Regis off.








You see enough?! In my day we didn't stare down a woman's blouse! We clubbed her over the head and dragged her back to our cave where we promised to adorn her with the finest wooly mammoth pelts if she let us see her woman sacks! Kids these days have no manners! 

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