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Audrina: Ya Know, Mom, There's a Nicer Way to Call Your Daughter a Small-Breasted Slut

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Last night's eponymous show saw Audrina Patridge, her sister Casey and their mom Lynn head to New York so Audrina could go to fashion week and do what she does best: stand and breathe while people take pictures of her.

But before Lynn and Casey could watch Audrina perform her special talent, they had to go shopping for dresses and get into a stupid argument.  

 

 

 

 

 

I didn't mean it like that. I meant it like a mom who's been drinking all morning and is desperate to force some drama for her other more important daughter's reality show so it stays on TV and said mom can continue to suck from said other, more important daughter's fame teet.

Does that make it better, honey?  

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