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Christina Aguilera Wishes The Voice Was Called The Grope

The Voice, Christina Aguilera Chris Haston/NBC

NBC's The Voice finally premiered last night. Of course, by now you know the premise: The judges cannot see the contestants while they sing, therefore they must judge them solely on the strength of their voices, and possibly their odor.

Last night we met country crooner Patrick Thomas. And, as his parents watched in the wings, he made quite the impression on the judges. Specifically Christina Aguilera, who seemed less interested in The Voice, and more so in The Crotch...   

 

 

 

 

"Aww, look honey, that Hollywood harlot wants to molest our child."

"Yes, dear. So you just keep smiling while I go start the car..."

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