Tori & Dean: sTORIbook Weddings is a gritty show about a mild-mannered chemistry teacher who learns he's dying of cancer and so begins selling meth to make money for his family. Oh, sorry, that's just what we imagine we're watching when we turn it on so we can escape the realities of what is actually appearing on the screen before us. Anyway, here's a rat pissing on Tori Spelling.
Help! The script for next week is dripping down my dress!