To say an episode of Bad Girls Club featured a fight is about as redundant as saying an episode of The View featured hot flashes. But at least last night's fight was a little different in that it took place inside a moving limo.
So remember, if you need my help, I'm there. But let's go over it one more time anyway: We go front to back, hard enough that it cleans, but not so hard that you chafe, and then we wash our hands. Good. Oh, and don't worry, they'll edit this to make it look like we were talking about a fight or something.