Robert Pattinson, no surprise, has had it with the paparazzi.
He thought he could get rid of them one day by simply stopping his car and letting them take his pic. But not because he was trying to make nice, but rather...
"I thought the best way to deal with it was to stop my car in the middle of the street and say, 'I'm not leaving, and I'm not going to speak to you anymore,' " the Twilight and Water For Elephants star tells Elle.com. "They got all pissed off because they can't just keep taking the same picture. We were in Venice (California) by the boardwalk, and they kept trying to get all these drug dealers to come up to the car. I was just like, Oh my God, this insane."
It sure is. Not wonder R.Pattz has some wicked thoughts about seeking revenge some day. "You know when the whole thing dries up and there's hardly any paparazzi around—I don't know, in 15 years or something—I like the idea of just one paparazzo coming out and trying to get a picture, and I just beat the s--t out of him," he tells writer George Gurley. "I mean—out of nowhere—when my picture's not even worth...and I've spent all my money, so you can't sue me!"
We also learn in the piece that Mr. Pattinson had quite a strange mix of ladies he daydreamed about when he was a teen. "I was always obsessed with Kate Moss," he said. "On my bedroom wall I had a poster of Linda Blair and Kate Moss. I always liked Jane Fonda. Who else? Ellen Burstyn."
Pattinson also admits nothing much embarrasses him these days except—ready for this?—dancing. "Dancing is my Achilles' heel—I don't even try," he said. "It's like, 'Come on, dance!' 'No, I'm not getting up!' I can freestyle by myself with no one watching. I'm a great dancer then."