As any super-rich individual seeking to hire a D-lister as a low-level lackey knows, a proper Celebrity Apprentice must be extremely well-rounded. For Donald Trump's needs, apparently that means someone who can weather the tensions of a group art class.
Sadly that someone is not Meat Loaf, who blows his considerable stack at the drop of a can of spray paint. Even more sadly, he was restrained before he could begin pummeling Gary Busey. Talk about good television.
Speaking of good television, natty Joel McHale brings the quality programming you've come to expect on a new Soup tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT!