Last night on Dancing With the Stars, Fat Actress-turned-large-dancer Kirstie Alley had some bad luck when her partner Maksim Chmerkovsky suffered a muscle spasm in his thigh. Backstage, a stunned Kirstie revealed her inner feelings on the matter.
Who am I? Where am I? Where's the buffet?
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