Like every other red-blooded 13-year-old American girl, we've been holding out hope that Justin Bieber would appear on his girlfriend Selena Gomez's upcoming tour. But alas, it doesn't look like it's going to happen.
Or does it?
No, it doesn't.
Now, somebody tell that to Showbiz Tonight.
Yes, it does sound that way...if you completely ignore what she said and make up your own version in a desperate attempt to create some semblance of a story where there is none. It does, indeed.