Hahaha. Yes, we are laughing at you. Because in the Final Four round of E! Online's Alpha Male Madness tournament, you will have to choose between Supernatural stars Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles, and Castle's Nathan Fillion and Glee's Darren Criss.
Or you could just do the honorable thing and fall on your sword, because these choice are impossible. Just the same, we dare you to try: