Well, this would certainly put the Pilot Inspektors and Moxie CrimeFighters of the world to shame.
David Beckham, who thanks to wife Victoria Beckham's ever-growing belly, is about to be a father for the fourth time—to a girl!—sat down with Jimmy Kimmel last night and dished about possible baby names for the newest addition to the Beckham brood.
And inadvertently revealed the dangers of letting your teeny bopper kids have a say in the naming process.
Turns out, the youngest two Beckhams, Romeo and Cruz, have got a bad case of Bieber Fever, and in the early stages of pregnancy, when the family thought they were expecting yet another boy, little Romeo magnanimously offered up a name suggestion.
"When we got told it was a boy, my middle son Romeo said, 'How about Justin Bieber as a name? Justin Bieber Beckham?'"
Well, it certainly has a ring to it.
"Oh my god, that would be the most famous baby in the history of the world," Kimmel laughed.
Luckily, Victoria and David later found it was going to be a girl (dodged that bullet!), but Romeo proved his ideas were nothing if not adaptable and bequeathed to his parents an updated, feminized version of the moniker.
"So now we know it's a girl, he said, 'Well, how about Justine Bieber Beckham?'"
Yeah…how 'bout that.